Me: Hey you almost took me out with that.
Hubby: I know. Did I tell you I upped your insurance policy to $250,000?
Me: You better be joking.
Hubby: No and mine is $400, 000.
Me: Oh really…
Hubby: yeah but don’t get excited. I requested 35,000 to be spent on my funeral.
Me: What! Why?
Hubby: Hey, I’m going out buried in a new Cadillac!