Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Conversation With Mady-The Fruit Fiasco


Mady: Mommy can I have one orange?

Me: We don’t have any oranges.

Mady: Well, can I have an apple.

Me: We don’t have any Apples

Mady: Do we have any fruit?

Me: No we don’t have any fruit.

Mady: I’m just going to check the refrigerator.

Me: No Mady I am telling you.  There is no fruit in the house.

Mady starts to cry and storms out the room down the hall.

Mady: (Yelling) WHY DON’T WE HAVE ANY FRUIT? WHO ATE ALL THE FRUIT! WHY THEY KEEP EATING ALL THE FRUIT!
The Husband: What the hell is wrong with her?
Me: (at this point crying and laughing at the same time) She's mad we don't have any fruit.

No comments:

Post a Comment