Walking into the bedroom and approaching him.
Me: I am writing a story and I have a question.
The Hubby: Okay
Me: I am writing a story and I need to know what it feels like when a man ejaculates.
The Hubby: That’s what you’re writing about?
Me: Well, it’s in the story.
The Hubby: Well, if you close the door and give me a hand job, I can give you an accurate description.
Me: Okay, so I walked right into that one.
The Hubby: It’s the only way to be as precise as I possibly can.
Me: Yeah, I bet. Why don’t you just tell me?
The Hubby: No. Get out. No Freebies!