Saturday, December 17, 2011

Conversation with the Hubby...


Walking into the bedroom and approaching him.

Me: I am writing a story and I have a question.

The Hubby: Okay

Me: I am writing a story and I need to know what it feels like when a man ejaculates.

The Hubby: That’s what you’re writing about?

Me: Well, it’s in the story.

He chuckles.

The Hubby: Well, if you close the door and give me a hand job, I can give you an accurate description.

Me: Okay, so I walked right into that one.

The Hubby: It’s the only way to be as precise as I possibly can.

Me: Yeah, I bet. Why don’t you just tell me?

The Hubby: No. Get out. No Freebies!