The hubby examining his laptop.
The hubby: Man, it looks like I need a new laptop.
Me: Uh-Oh, looks like it’s time for daddy to get a notebook.
The hubby: Oooo, when you say notebook, do you mean an IPAD2?
Me: No, I mean spiral bound.
Mady walks from her room into the loft and hands me one half of the walkie-talkie that she received for Christmas.
Mady: Mommy, make sure you turn it on.
I turn it on.
Me: Okay Mady it’s on.
She runs back into her room.
Mady: (speaking through the walkie-talkie) mommy can you hear me?
Me: Yes Mady.
Mady: okay, can you go downstairs and get me some juice?
Mady: Mommy can you help me play my memory game.
Me: Yes Mady. Just give me a minute.
Mady: Okay, because the Instructions say “Mommies need to help”
Walking around Wal-Mart with Mi-Mi
Me: Hey that’s the Kindle Fire I got for Christmas.
Mi-Mi: No it’s not.
Me: Yes Mi-Mi, that’s the same one.
Mi-Mi: Not it’s not. Yours doesn’t say “Demo”.
Back story: the girls were playing restaurant and Mi-Mi was the chef. Mi-Mi got a nosebleed while preparing food and Mady didn’t like that.
Mady: Mommy. Okay, you are the new chef.
Me: I thought Mi-Mi was the chef.
Mady: No, I’m going upstairs to fire her. You are the new chef.
Me: Okay Mady.
Mady: But I have to warn you. If you bleed in the food, you’re fired!