Wednesday, January 16, 2013

The Top 10 Reasons Why I’m Grateful to be a Woman

1.) Women live longer than men.
2.) We can fake an orgasm convincingly.
3.) We can get laid anytime we want.
4.) We can masturbate more in a day than men.
5.) Women smell better.
 6.) Women look better naked.
7.) We hit our sexual peak in our 30s.

8.) Chocolate can solve all of our problems.

9.) We can have multiple orgasms.

10.) Our genitalia is not on the outside.


  1. I am so glad to be a woman, too. Good list.

    I thought our sexual peak was in the 40s? No biggee, I guess I am having a second peak :-)


  2. Sniff.... lol the list...