I love to kiss but I really hate to be kissed this way.
1. The Sloppy Wet Kiss- The “I think I need a shower after this” kiss. One time I kissed a guy and his saliva was dripping down my chin. Gross!
2. Darting Tongue Kiss- The “my tongue has a mind of its own” kiss.
3. The Suck on my Tongue Kiss- It is not a kiss if you are just sucking on my tongue. It’s just not.
4. The Stiff Tongue Kiss- It is weird if we are kissing and your tongue is just lying there. Put in some effort.
5. The Teeth Licker- Licking my teeth just makes me feel uncomfortable and now I think you are weird.
6. The Eyes Wide Open kiss- They kiss the entire time with their eyes wide open. You crack your eyes open for a second while kissing and notice them staring. Creepy!
7. The crazy tongue kiss – they use their tongue to lick all around and on your mouth.
8. The Toxic Breath Kiss- Please carry a mint or spray. Because your breath just made me vomit in my mouth.
9. The Chapped Lips Kiss- You might be a good kisser, but I can’t tell because my lips are bleeding from the knives on your lips. It’s call chap stick…use it!
10. The I Want To Choke You With My Tongue Kiss- I hate it when they try to shove their tongue down your throat. You’re not gonna like it when my gag reflex makes me vomit on you.