Wednesday, April 3, 2013

My Top Ten Favorite Sex Quotes


1.       “ For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time. ” ~Isabel Allende

2.       “ Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best. ” ~Woody Allen

3.       “ We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. ” ~Lily Tomlin

4.       “ It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover. ” ~Marge Piercy

5.       “ Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man. ” ~ Mignon McLaughlin

6.       “ Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time. ” ~Unknown

7.       “ When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows. ” ~Frederike Ryder

8.       “ Be naughty - save Santa a trip. ” ~Unknown

9.       “ The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting. ” ~Gloria Leonard

10.   “ Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. ” ~ Woody Allen

2 comments:

  1. Good quotes, all. I had never heard #8 before. It will come in handy.

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  2. My favorite is #8, which I'd never heard. It will come in handy in the future...

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