Monday, December 29, 2014

Is Erotic Romance...an Oxymoron?

I attended a dinner with some of my fellow writers. It was going wonderfully. Yet I was waiting for the question of the night and eventually a new member to the group asked me.
“So what do you write?”
It was an innocent question. New writers asked us this all the time. I anticipated this question, but I knew that I loathed the many questions that would follow.
“I’m in an erotic romance writer.”
I saw their eyes and I knew they were already comparing me to E.L James or considering me not a “real writer”. It comes with the turf. So I sat back and waited.
“Isn’t erotic romance and oxymoron?” He chuckled.
That was a new one. No one had ever asked me that question. I fought my urge to roll my eyes at him. 
An oxymoron?
Let’s see.
What is an oxymoron? An oxymoron is a figure of speech where two opposite or opposed words  seemingly cancel each other out or would seem to be contradictory to each other like “walk slow quickly” or “cruel kindness”.
So, is he trying to tell me that erotica and romance are two words that are contradictory to each other?
My first thought was that yes of course a man would ask me this. But I don’t want to be stuck on gender stereotypes. Yet there are a few men that believe romance and erotica are completely opposite from one another.
Well, I’m here to educate you and to tell you that you can have your romance and eat your pussy too.
Let’s start with romance. What do we think romance is all about? When I think of romance I think of surprise feet rubs and candlelit dinners. I think of carriage rides to the park and cuddling on the couch together watching romantic comedies. To me romance is the intimacy that two people share that comes without sex.
Now think about erotic and erotica. When I think of erotic moments or erotica I think of the most sticky kinky, freaky sex that there is or just mind blowing sex in general. I imagine screaming his name while he pounds my pussy to oblivion. I imagine pulling at his hair as he eats my pussy as if the world would end. Your definition of erotica and erotic may be different but I’m just pulling from my own personal experiences.
Now let’s talk about women. Women (some women) prefer to be wined and dined before they drop to their knees and suck a man’s cock until his head explodes. Women like a foot rub or a nice romantic bubble bath before they slide their juicy pussy onto your hard shaft and bounce on you until you both come and the bathroom floor has more water than the tub.
Women, some women, like to have romance before they fuck like rabbits.
Now let’s talk about men. Men (some men) don’t need all of the romance. They would like to just get to the point. They literally just want their dick sucked, their balls licked without all the talking and intimacy. It makes it hotter for them.
And there are some women who subscribe to the same mantra. There are women who just like to get to the point and say screw the candlelit dinner and get right to sitting her juicy pussy on your face as soon as she sees you.
But there are men and women, however, who might get you off in the car outside of the restaurant right after that romantic candlelit dinner.
The moral of the story that I am trying to tell you is that romance and erotica are not inherently opposed to each other. Some men and a good portion of women feel that they go hand-in-hand. Most men and some women who love romance and love all of flowers and the foot rubs and the candlelit dinners all want one thing in the end and that’s for romance to lead up to fucking.
 I don’t subscribe to the old school mantra that if you are married your days of getting freaky and kinky are over. You can want romance and erotica at the same time. All I am trying to say is that phrase or genre of erotic romance is not an oxymoron. You can have one, you can have the other or you can have both.
My choice when I write is both. And my choice when I am with my husband… Depends on how much time I’m willing to wait to fuck.

1 comment:

  1. "Consider you not a real writer"? Don't think it gets more real than that Donnee

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